This is dedicated to a couple that’s dealing with crappy post IVF news, combined with the crappy news that South Park was not on due to a power outage today. In their honor, I have cut and pasted the lyrics that helped us through many dark days…when it all comes crashing down and you need someone to blame…well naturally, blame Canada.
Here are the lyrics:
BLAME CANADA
Our kids are getting worse
They won’t obey the parents
They just want to fart and curse!SHARON: Should we blame the government?
LIANE: Or blame society?
STUART/GERALD/RANDY: Or should we blame the images on TV?
SHEILA: No, blame Canada!
EVERYONE: Blame Canada!
SHEILA: With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies
EVERYONE: Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
SHEILA: We need to form a full assault
EVERYONE: It’s Canada’s fault!
SHARON: Don’t blame me for my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon and now he’s off to join the Klan!
LIANE: And my boy Eric, once, had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself
SHEILA: Well, blame Canada!
EVERYONE: Blame Canada!
SHEILA: It seems that everything’s gone wrong
Since Canada came along
EVERYONE: Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
COPY SHOP EMPLOYEE: They’re not even a real country anyway
CAROL: My son could’ve been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
EVERYONE: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
SHEILA: Heck, no!
EVERYONE: Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
SHEILA: With all their hockey hullabaloo
LIANE: And that bitch Anne Murray, too
EVERYONE: Blame Canada! Shame on Canada for…
The smut we must cut
The trash we must bash
The laughter and fun must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!