I am feeling a little fried after this week, and all that keeps coming to my head are Larry The Cable Guy quotes to lighten me up.
So after perusing some of Larry’s words of wisdom, I’ve modified them to speak to male infertility issues for a little Friday fun.
The original:
“You can’t fix stupid”
Infertility modified:
“You can’t fix triple headed & low motility”
The original:
“On the other hand, you have different fingers”
Infertility modified
“On the other hand, you have a plastic semen cup”
The original
“Change is inevitable, except from vending machines”
Infertility modified:
“Change is inevitable, except when you paid $10,000 for an IVF and you’re still not a dad.”
The original
A day without sunshine is like night
Infertility modified:
A day without sunshine will keep my testicular temperature down
The original:
When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
Infertility modified:
When everything is coming your way, take the cap off the sample cup and aim.
The original:
Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.
Infertility modified
Same as the original.
The original:
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Infertility modified:
He who laughs last, thinks slowest, but has super sperm that impregnate easily.
Have a great weekend!